A password will be e-mailed to you.

 

 

1. Singing along to a song, leaving the room, and seeing if you are still in sync with it when you come back:

2. Spelling “Wednesday” “Wed-Nes-Day”:


And “Beautiful” B-E-A-Utiful”.

3. Writing the wrong dates on projects so you look like a better student:

4. Saying “what” only to realize a second later you understood the person:

5. Thinking 1990 was ten years ago:

6. Forgeting the names of everyone you just met immediately:


…and hoping a friend gets introduced to them as soon as possible.

7. Cleaning your hands with the condensation from a glass of water:

8. Hating books with movie poster covers:

9. Throwing away the package of food, only to have to dig it out of the garbage seconds later to check the directions:

10. Wiping your cellphone screen so all the smudges go in the same direction:

11. Making a mistake while typing a password and deleting everything instead of just using backspace:

12. Wondering how many photos of random people have you in the background:

13. Despite being an adult with years of school under your belt, needing to recite the whole alphabet every time to find a letter:

14. Always stopping the microwave with one second left:

15. Always having to keep the line you’re reading at the top of the page:

16. Speaking to every baby or pet in a really high voice:

17. Thinking up soundtracks to a movie that will never be made:

18. Sleeping with a blanket regardless of temperature:

19. Having fictional arguments in your head:

20. And plugging this in wrong EVERY SINGLE TIME:


Every. Single. Time.